MikeyChaz [none/use name] @ MikeyChaz @hexbear.net

fitness instructor from Brazil 🇧🇷 🤘

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Just use a cup and fill it with water you don’t need a bidet

They were going very fast because when they stopped they were far away and then had to run over to us to scream

You probably drive a car

Pedestrian has right of way… cyclist shouldn’t be going so fast because they have the chance to hit someone… we could be injured right now and it would still be cyclist fault

He should look both ways and pedestrian always has right of way..

I don’t care I’m still going to buy Mario kart and have fun

Do not disrespect me

Man at ex wife’s wedding

“Speak now or forever hold your peace”

He internalizes it as “speak now or forever hold in your piss”

He holds in his piss for 2 days and then dies of renal kidney failure

I don’t care lol. Look how happy Kendrick is

I had a dream I was lost in the sea and I used a large office water jug to float in the sea. I might try this at the beach and see how long I can hold onto it to stay afloat

It’s not AI: https://www.billboard.com/music/features/kendrick-lamar-meeting-president-obama-6866105/

Waller Benitez handles a case where the defendant stalked a coworker and kept posting about her online without her knowledge

This site if full of Waller Benitez subscribers

My girlfriend she is Italian

I cooked her pasta and she says “this is not pasta”

Then I told her “I can throw it away pasta la vista”

Lol we’ve been together 2 years :dril:

Mom makes breakfast and I spit it out

She says “Mikey noooo…. Americans can’t afford egg and you spit it out”

I tell her “they can start laying egg if they can’t afford”

if the site needs to enact a policy that any kind of posting that might involve other people in our lives be relegated to DM only, then OK

Yeah, no. This is such a convenient ultimatum that benefits you, it just sounds like you’ll just use this as an excuse to slide into direct messages or make “feeling lonely please dm” posts.

This is not a serious issue and yet you’re being extremely defensive about something the majority of the website is against whilst playing the smol bean role for sympathy points. Stop posting about crushes, it’s creepy.

Come movie to Brazil

I get those goosebump every time

Won’t affect me in the slightest