MF_COOM [he/him] @ MF_COOM @hexbear.net

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I slept like a baby last night: I shat myself and then just lied there crying about it

How I look when I read a lot of books

? I don't get it

The universe didn't have to be such that we get sunrises every morning and sunsets every night. There's this fantastic daily display of gobsmacking peace and beauty and every single person on earth can afford to witness it regularly.

Didn't have to be this way, but it is.

I haven't lived in a place like that for a long time, but fuck it was tense.

Where are the chuds

Those comments are all so positive what's wrong

They are going to do shit like this daily.

Don't count out train robbery

Yes

That first one was Robert Fisk? Damn swing and a miss on that one.

Snickerdoodles are

I mean that's never really been his thing. He's best when his character is perpetually confused, like Ted "Theodore" Logan or Bob Arctor in A Scanner Darkly.

I have a dog who doesn't like the rain. She doesn't put up much of a fuss most of the time, but she expresses her dissatisfaction by squinting. When she does we call her Squintin Tarentino.

Suburban sprawl??!?!

Can someone please shop in some beans into that bowl

OK yeah cool that's the sense I got for sure ty

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