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Luke_Fartnocker
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  • I don't know what you've heard about me, but I can assure you that I have never had a wolf inside me. I've never been inside a wolf either. There was that one time I was drunk at a hotel where a furry convention was going on, but I don't think that really counts.

  • Why do I need to know this? Will this help me if I get attacked by a pack of wolves?

  • Not sure why, but here is the same picture I put on Imgur. It's from 2014, but there are female, teenager, children, and baby crash test dummies going back decades. This is nothing new.

  • I've never been to any of those states, but I have a friend who lived in Louisiana for a while. He said they are a strange breed of people, plus there's alligator everywhere.

  • My plan is $25/month for unlimited talk, text, and 5g data.

  • Where are you finding $25 sex workers in this economy? If you could supply names and phone numbers, it would help.

  • I gave a fuck once. I gave it to this cute girl I met at a party. She never talked to me after that. I'm never giving a fuck again.

  • What's the point? In 100 years, everyone here now will be dead. Nothing we do really matters. Life is pointless.

  • If I had magical unlimited free time, I'd probably just spend it watching porn and jerking off.

  • Girls speaking German are rarely sexy sounding, although better than Portuguese.

  • My grandpa told me to never have sex with a fat girl. It will make your pecker look small.

  • I don't think he's coming back, just like my dad.

  • "In the data of my heart, you're the irreplaceable code."

    I'm assuming that you're a coder by trade.

  • VW Bugs were so easy to modify. I had a friend in highschool that put a pinto engine in one. It had open headers and the gas tank was a 2 litre Sprite bottle strapped to the frame. We took it off-road with no seats. It was loud as hell and painfull when jumping hills.

  • Do you know when that will be?

  • I try to limit myself to one 17 year old also.