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JWBananas
JWBananas @ JWBananas @startrek.website
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Seamount twice the size of world's tallest building discovered 'hidden under the waves'

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  • "You asked about the temperature–"

    "I did not!"

    • Possible headcanon reason why consoles always explode on the bridge

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  • Clearly if the architects had seen any sci-fi ever they would have come up with the idea to shunt that excess energy into ad-hoc shields for poor Ensign Redshirt.

    Okay, I didn't expect all of the examples to be from Stargate. But they certainly like that trope.

    • That time Kirk ate a Romulan Edible and told the Guardian of Forever to send him back to the 1968 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

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  • Enjoy the lurking!

    • Protection

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  • Macho Man Miles knocked up Keiko with their second child after one single attempt.

    • He's more of a pottery expert. But even he can see this.

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  • To get to the other side?

    • A brutal game

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  • Rick. MF. Berman.

    • Time Travel

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  • The Science Vulcan Directorate has determined that time travel is not fair

    • Listening to your uncle at Turkey Day dinner explain his new crazy conspiracy theory that he found on some random website:

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  • I was today years old when I finally realized that the fate of Boimler's transporter clone was directly related to that particular conspiracy.

    • They're always looking for a way to fuck up your day.

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  • And he has zero sense of humor.

    It took me over a decade to realize he was referring to the movie version of the character.

    • They're always looking for a way to fuck up your day.

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  • That's one of the hallmarks of a great actor. It isn't easy to make the audience truly hate your character.

    • Kirk always knows how to find his perfect lighting.

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  • One orange braincell

    • Give thanks to the healers.

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  • While you're at it, buy yourself a commemorative plate.

    Now WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DAMN MOOPSY PLUSHES ALREADY?!

    • It just isn't complete without it

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  • Look.

    I've dined at Michelin Star restaurants. And I appreciate the finer things in life.

    But if someone invites me to McDonald's, I'm still going.

    • It just isn't complete without it

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  • Soft drink

    • Blind date?

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  • My subtitles! I can't see without my subtitles!

    • Oh Rocky, I mean Riker!

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  • It will be a long road...

    • People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

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  • Sorry, wrong number!

    • Seamount twice the size of world's tallest building discovered 'hidden under the waves'

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  • Good bot

    • Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?

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  • But wait, there's more!

    • People of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?

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  • Waiting for the oil pressure to protect the timing chain.

    Or, in the winter, waiting for the CVT to warm up.