IHateCabbage420 [he/him] @ IHateCabbage420 @hexbear.net

I have strong feelings towards cabbages.

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They do actually all sewage treatment plants have filters that contain millions of tiny assholes.

I'm pretty sure we wiped with leaves and stuff before we invented the hose

And rocks too, people still do when in nature without access to clean water. Of course people also used to (and still do) have pitchers and use that water to wash themselves. Still if im saying it's the better way it really doesn't matter that people used to wipe more than wash (this is a pro-washing post rather than anti-TP).

I don't like getting only my butt wet instead of the whole body. If I wanted my butt wet I might as well take a shower.

Valid but also I feel like comparing washing your asshole to dipping your bottom in water or taking a shower is a little bit excessive.

If we're talking about plumbing and commodity shortages

We're not we're talking about having poopy butts I just threw that stuff in last minute.

Before plumbing people used to wash their ass with a pitcher and people still do it in places where there isn't access to efficient plumbing. I've heard from people that in a pinch a standard water bottle works too though I haven't tried it yet.

sometimes need to wipe extra to get what the bidet missed

That's why I prefer bidet shower that way it doesn't miss. If you are using the bidet to only wash your asshole then there's no need for drying but I understand that people may want to dry. This is more of an anti-wiping post rather than anti-TP post I think I lost the plot after the second sentence but we can live in a world where the majority wash their ass and there's still TP left for people that really want it.

This post seems to ignore that not everyone has similar plumbing

Yeah that's bad on my part this post is more about wiping after shitting than TP itself but your point is valid.

were you here for the bidet struggle session

No that's funny you got a link?

This comment is genius I will write this on my bum gun.

Trust me I've seen some bad water and bad public toilets, it doesn't cause any issues.

You can watch an installation video it seems simple enough it's just a piece that goes over your toilet bowl and there's a tube connected through a tee connector to your water supply. Otherwise if you can't get it im sorry that you can't experience the pure bliss of having clean ass.

Does it really require permission from your landlord? It's just a piece of plastic that goes between your toilet seat and the toilet bowl. It takes like 5 minutes to install.

A bidet, until very recently, had only been presented as a japanese novelty toilet gadget

I never understood the luxury Japanese toilet trope in movies and TV. Are the workers in America so exploited as to not be able to afford a piece of plastic that goes over their shitter? Ludicrous.

Chinese don't either

I didn't know about that. I change my mind the PRC are the bad guys now.

In my utopia, there will be no landlords but all the bidet that a comrade could need.

The only thing that is not ok to drink is Sauerkraut.

Idk about that. It seems like more of a cultural thing there are a lot of ass washers in capitalist countries. Still I will support any comment that portrays my minor grievances as the enemies of communism.

Even if you can clean a bidet is still better cause you wouldn't have to pay a premium just to avoid the single-ply ones that fall apart instantly. I haven't run the numbers but imagine all the beanis you can buy with all that TP money saved over your lifetime.

So it's okay to drink that water but the moment it touches your ass it becomes a problem?

I wouldn't recommend this, some of them might be dyslexic communists.