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🍉 Albert 🍉 @ IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds @lemmy.world
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Fuck it, why not

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  • same,

    would be nice to see where you have exploded,

    wonder if google has an API to get that info from your location history and make a web app that shows you how much you've explored

    • Ever think of the inconsistency of airlines weighing luggage?

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  • it is funnier if it doesn't look like generic slop.

    • Ever think of the inconsistency of airlines weighing luggage?

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  • how is that a punishment? both people can bring the same amount of stuff. if you lose a leg they don't sudently reward you with more luggage.

    it's you+luggage,

    are you counting the value of your tickets by how much mass they let you move in total? that would only be worth it if you're trafficking humans for meat

    • Ever think of the inconsistency of airlines weighing luggage?

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  • every long journey should be available with trains (if on land).

    • Ever think of the inconsistency of airlines weighing luggage?

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  • if you made a shitty hand drawing, even in the old mspaint, the thing would be funnier.

    do you think wojack and rage comics were popular for their artistic craftsmanship? or because they seemed relatable as they were apparently made with little skill or effort?

    • Estimate Me 2025-07-07 (Paper clips cat)

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  • zero, each paperclip represents a small part of a cat, and some even represet a bow tie, not a cat.

    therefore, no paperclip represents a cat.

    • Non-disclosure agreements gagging workers to be banned

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  • reporting anything illegal/unethical should break any NDA.

    how tf are NDA's legal if they stop people from reporting anything illegal activity?

    how is that different than a mafia boss threatening people to keep silent?

    NDA should stop you from telling stuff to the press/other companies. but never from a court of law.

    • Trump Hires Scientists Who Doubt the Consensus on Climate Change | dismissed hundreds of experts who were assessing how global warming is affecting the country.

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  • ie, he hired the first person who bought a lab coat costume and is volunteering to kiss trump ass so vigorously that the white house won't need to buy toilet paper

    • Lord Of The Rings Online players finally complete the Great Hobbit Run by incinerating themselves in Mount Doom

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  • why didn't get just order Mordor basalt rock from Amazon, nuke it in microwave until it melts, then dump the ring on it

    • Oh dear

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  • turn left at the blockbusters, if you see a radio shack, you went too far into the past.

    Now I want a Douglas Addams story about time travellers giving directions. even better if it tries to use time travel grammar.

    • Oh dear

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  • smartphones destroyed the asking strangers for directions industry

    • Netanyahu surprises Trump with formal Nobel Peace Prize nomination

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  • Hell no, Netanyaho clearly deserves a nobel peace prize.

    He will have to go Sweden to get it. then drop a cartoonish cage on him just before he takes it.

    • Greek docker workers refuse to handle ‘murderous cargo’ bound for Israel

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  • hell yhea.

    • Trump Administration, Reversing Itself, Won’t Rewrite a Ban on Asbestos

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    • Israeli plan for forced transfer of Gaza’s population ‘a blueprint for crimes against humanity’

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  • let's face it, Gaza has been a concentration camp for decades.

    • Climate Change Helped Fuel Heavy Rains That Led to Devastating Texas Flood

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  • it's crazy how the can blame the people who aren't in power, for using technology that doesn't exist.

    • Conquest of Rule

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  • the main question? you rule in metric or using inches and feet?

    • Rightwing influencers indignant over FBI claim that Jeffrey Epstein’s client list doesn’t exist

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  • republican voters are a special level of stupid.

    did they really think Epstein's bff would release any incriminating evidence about who Epstein's clients are? considering Trump is likely on top of the list.

    • rule

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  • awww, they're in love

    • "I Smell and See Burned Bodies All the Time": Israeli Soldier Commits Suicide After Taking Part in Gaza Genocide and Lebanon War

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  • honestly, these replies scare me.

    I hope Israel doesn't try this. but they might