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  • "What drunken German gynecologist invented that sport?

    'First, i vill dress like a sperm, then i vill shove an ice skate up my ass, then i vill go balls first down an ice chute. Ya. Dat vill be fun.'

    'But Hans, how vill you steer?'

    'I vill do kegels! Ya!'"

    Robin Williams

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  • I'm white I think it’s enough now to have a right to vote in there, no?

    Are you also a billionaire? Cos if you're not, you might as well cast your vote now, whenever you are. It'll count just as much as mine in the coming "elections."

  • Technician A: "Here's where the infant went through the windshield. Three points."

    Technician B: "The teenager's braces around the backseat ashtray would make a good "anti-smoking" ad.

    Technician A: "The father must've been huge. See how the fat burnt into the driver's seat with his polyester shirt? Very "modern art."