FilthyHookerSpit @ FilthyHookerSpit @lemmy.world

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Same here on sync

I'm literally thinking of different ways to kill Nazis....in minecraft

They straight up live in a fantasy. Replies I saw were: "the price isn't going up, he is keeping the price the same but to get them lower he needs to cancel budens order" 🙄

People like this are just primed to make up their own reality. Rather than face the truth that he has a (probably) shitty job, his mind instead translates it to: "those people are lazy, I'm a hard worker. I'm working a holiday because I'm a tough man and can handle it"

"hey guys social media manager here. It was all my fault. It's not our CEOs fault, at all. Just mine. Who am I? Well I can say my name definitely doesn't start with an A and end in a Y. Just little ol' faceless nameless me. Tee hee sorry."

Funny enough, it's also outside my wheelhouse but I've been wanting to run my own servers. This is the push I needed.

Edit: bitwardens good for a password manager

I thought this was shit post or copy pasta but I'll be damned. He did come up with that line while cooling Erlenmeyer flasks.

I'm not happy about it but you're right 😡👍

It's because the joke story was supposed to be " hey dudes" That way the woman asks "how many dudes have you fucked" he can then go into the Grindr gotcha

I don't see how any government functions after the first few days. By that time, everyone knows they're looping. So why go work? Maybe a small percent will but a vast majority of people will just do their own thing. No need to worry about job security when you'll wake up tomorrow with the same amount of money.

Personally, I think the world would probably be very pleasant if we all looped. No one would be able to take anything from you, since you'd get it right back the next day. Might just be boring after a couple thousand loops, as no new movies, games or news would be able to be produced.

My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P

Based.

...b-but I was never Gay!

I don't see how a blind guy who needs assistance moving can outplay someone who has neither of those disadvantages

Edit: I looked it up and it's more of comedy/drama so the premise is kinda meant to be absurd, I think

Lmao yes. Most cops are incompetent, pretty sure it's a requirement

Either the cops are incredibly competent (likely) or they intentionally raided the wrong home as an excuse to kill this man, perhaps under judges orders.

Funny enough, there actually is. A poem by Martin Niemöller. Full thing is:

"Y'all are dumb

That you were part of the in crowd, without a doubt

You fucked around

Now you'll find out"

I have the same theory about white holes being big bangs but black holes are constantly taking in matter. Do small black holes produce the same level of parallel universe? Do super massive black holes produce bigger universes? Does it matter since the universe they spawn would also grow infinitely? Since the universe will experience heat death, does that mean each subsequent universe will have less and less matter until there's a final black hole that forms?

I read an article about how there's theoretically black holes older than the universe, which spawns even more fun questions.

Wouldn't that leave some other rich asshole to buy up his companies and take his place? I think the only thing that's gonna help is a revolution. The way things are going it seems inevitable.

The Internet access should be classified as a utility but good luck getting ISPs to stop lobbying against that