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Best feeling

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  • Hey! Come here...

    psp! psp! psp!

    • Mexican Coke Invasion imminent!!

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  • Yeah, he's definitely not trying to distract from the Epstein files...

    • Delta moves toward eliminating set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket

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    • They Be Roasting!

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  • Even just talking about arms, it's amazing how much more they can get cooled when the air is perfectly aimed to go down my sleeves...

    • And tonight, we feast. Is the spell finally lifting?

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    • I dropped more food.

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  • Mildly infuriating. Or, as your dog refers to it, "a great day!"

    • Good Night Everyone

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  • It's called Linda Belcher disease, and it's serious. Tens of people are afflicted with this horrible condition...

    🎵 DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING? 🎶
    🎵 SINGING A SONG OF ANGRY MEN. 🎶
    🎵 IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE, 🎶
    🎵 WHO WILL NOT BE SLAVES AGAIN! 🎶

    • Boyfriend (SMBC)

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    • Workers striking by choice could lose unemployment benefits in blue states under GOP proposal

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  • Not when there's a Republican administration!

    "Rules for thee, not for me"

    • Good Night Everyone

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  • CLANG!

    CLANG!

    CLANG!

    goes the trolley...

    • Feel bad for you if you live in the suburbs when the NAZI gestapo starts moving in.

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  • You'd have an arrest quota, just like everyone else. I wouldn't judge you, but you'd really have to continually find out and document major shit, putting yourself in serious danger, just to balance out all the harm you'd (have to) do. Would it be worth it? Maybe. But that's a hell of a dice roll...

    • It's weird how we say "go to sleep" as if sleep is a place

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  • Go to ass.

    • "What is my purpose?"

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  • They're going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often...

    • Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate

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  • twenty!?

    • Say Hello to the World's Largest Hard Drive, a Massive 36TB Seagate

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  • Howdy! 🤠

    • Irish tourist jailed by ICE for months after overstaying US visit by three days: ‘Nobody is safe’

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  • I can't go home...

    • Ever notice where they put the guardrail on busy roads? 🤔

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  • The curb protects pedestrians from vehicles. The guardrail protects everyone from the drop-off. Neither is 100% effective.

    • Pam Bondi's key Epstein prison video claim blows up

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  • It's Palpatine-ing?

    • Trump says Ukraine should not target Moscow

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  • "That's where Daddy lives!"

    • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • I don't know. I am certain I would be bad at either!