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Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its]
Dort_Owl [they/them, it/its] @ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net
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I heard you liked beanis so here's Mr. Beanis eating beanis while being chased by a giant beanis

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  • Nah I can't draw for shit lmao

    • Firefox is fine. The people running it are not

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  • Yeah problem is the only other option seems to be Brave and that's also run by shitheads

    I don't think there are many browsers that aren't run by jerks.

    • Restoring an old Zenith TV - glasslinger

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    • What temperature is room temperature?

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  • 21 Celsius

    • Turns out, everyone there is a G*mer

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  • temu

    • Click here to cringe and die immediately

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    • I.. i have to come clean to you all

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  • See this is why you should trust me instead of the beanis posters because I would NEVER come clean

    • Click here to cringe and die immediately

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  • Sorry.

    Is being a ghost cool?

    • Click here to cringe and die immediately

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  • White house rule 34 wasn't something I wanted to think about.

    The worst thing is that I am 90% sure this exists

    • Cute synching walking kitties emojis tag yourself

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  • I'm the glooby kitty

    • What is the most reactionary sport? What is the most proletarian?

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  • Most reactionary= bean counting

    Most proletarian= fart contest

    • No tankies are allowed in this post

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  • Don't worry, only libs use Hexbear

    • Time to move on.

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  • I hope to hell shit like this is just confused bots playing the role of people who will defend the worst shit ever.

    • Hear me out...

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  • WHY DOES THE ROBOT HAVE CAKE

    • title

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  • Jumpscare

    • Scientists are stunned at what is perhaps the first recorded instance of a grok W (CW: Weird Indian racism because apparently the dude who got owned is Indian?)

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  • People arguing with AI will always be the funniest shit to me lmao

    • oh God it's finally happening. boomer style comics are beginning to make sense to me

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  • Boomers can be a little correct, as a treat.

    • Tantric sex? You mean multiplayer gooning?

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  • You leave my goons out of this

    • Which one of you sick freaks made this?

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    • New bears don't know what it's like to hop onto hexbear.net and see hot steaming jar jar binks asshole on the front page

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  • Never forget garf tiddies