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Dumbest shit you've ever done with immediate consequences?

Not long term bad choices, more like you did something then immediately thought "oh no why did I do that"

Mine is, while trying to cure hiccups I decided to take a shot of apple cider vinegar. This works almost immediately, however I then notice I have indigestion from it and decide to eat a tsp of baking soda.

The realization of what I did hits me a millisecond too late as the baking soda goes down my throat and 2 seconds later I become a human volcano spewing the entire contents of my stomach all around my kitchen sink with a surprisingly intense force. I was basically firehosing.

Anyone else have one?

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You ever hear a lib say something so absolutely dumbfoundingly useless that it makes you have an existential crisis? Come with your stories.
  • Was at a bar and this lady and her boyfriend decided to talk politics with me. I'm hammered, as my girlfriend was the bartender at the place at the time.

    The discussion starts slow but eventually they bring up climate change and I drop the 100 companies produce 70% of greenhouse gas line.

    Then this lady looks at me and laughs and says "Yeah so? Do you drive an electric car? What do you personally do to help the environment?"

    I sort of begin to foam at the mouth at this line and that was the end of the Convo. They left and my gf yelled at me for scaring the patrons away.

    It was just so weird, this otherwise normal lady had this gut reaction to defend companies that were poisoning us. Not only that, she felt the need to blame me, the individual, in their stead.

    Shit still fucks me up

  • Knew I screen capped this for a reason, this is one of the /r/antiwork mods a few days ago

    Edit: This person is pretty young from what I've gathered after some reddit searching, so don't like go whole-hog and be weirdos on reddit trying to troll them or anything. This is mostly about how fucking absurd the modding of that subreddit is

    editedit: also Anarchism isn't what I'm dunking here. However, post-left anything is not covered in the sectarian treaty

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