Delphia @ Delphia @lemmy.world

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Can I take the job for a while and be comically inept and borderline corrupt like Colonel Klink in Hogans Heroes?

"WERE PAYING YOU OVER $300,000 A YEAR AND YOU HAVE HAD 50% ESCAPES!?!"

"Yeah... its the damnedest thing..."

Use an impact driver. Find out how well its REALLY made.

China dont cooperate with anybody about anything.

It was a good, fun in universe movie. It was not a great Judge Dredd movie.

Dredd has anticharisma, thats the whole point of the character. He isnt likeable, he isnt nice, he doesnt do empathy, he is the application of the law as it is written and applied with zero flexibility... which would actually be an improvement in many countries.

I actually like it as a fun campy 90s action movie in the universe but I hate it as a representation of Judge Dredd.

There was never a Dredd movie with Stalone and if you say otherwise I'll be doing 20 in the isocubes.

Ive always said that everyone gives Leo a hard time about dating young models and other rich celebrities who try to fuck people who are lets be charitable and say "Age inappropriate" (not everyone walks around Hollywood parties with a sign around their neck that says 14yo) that if the rest of us had fame, millions of dollars, movie star charisma and young attractive people trying to fuck us can we absolutely 100% say we wouldnt act any better?

I like that Pagani exists, I like the cars they make, I have 0 desire to own one.

Theres enough vanilla AF mid sized soft roaders.

I like the arcade physics, but at least keep it challenging and consistent.

I hate to advocate for live service but...

An open world MMO racing game with a map that has roadworks that change the layout, on a weekly basis. Cops that do crackdowns on certain makes of cars, Carjackers trying to steal your ride, an ever evolving racing scene, weather events... give me a career mode where pushing my luck and teasing the cops too much costs me real progress. New songs in the radio every month, new events, new storylines and new arcs.

E.A could absolutely put it together and it could be great. But they would microtransaction the hell out of it, P2W, monetise the arse out of it and make it terrible. Because EA

Or "Who the fuck asked you cunt?" If you're feeling spicy.

I dont care what you think.

Im here because I'm fucking stubborn.

I hate the Reddit app, give me back RIF and I'll abandon this place in a heartbeat. Give me a paid Reddit option to fuck the adds off and Ill take it. Ill pay $20 a month not to have to listen to you neckbeards to try and make literally every conversation about capitalism, linux or Trump.

Bunch of one note ass motherfuckers, you think I dont know the world sucks? I want some escapism for fuck sake.

But fuck they had cool outfits.

I think all Nazi memorabilia should be burned, except for those sweet Hugo Boss long coats the SS got.

Thats one of those cases of "Fuck I hate that band except that one song"

Like Burn it to the Ground by Nickelback.

If you take my rawkit lawnchair you cant have any pizza rolls.

Dont watch this then.

I have all of those mini retro consoles and a very cheap projector onto an unprepped wall (mimics crt blur pretty well) and sometimes Ill play metal slug on a 3 meter screen for a few hours and teenage me thinks thats badass.

Serious answer?

I have an app on my phone that allows me to control my pellet grill as long as it and my phone have an internet connection.

Doing a 12 hr smoke, I can leave the house and monitor it while I go shopping, change the temps if its not acting right. I can set temperature alerts and then go around the house and my phone goes off when the meat hits a certain internal temp. Its really really handy.