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  • I remember hearing all the boomer "take my wife...please! Ole ball and chain" jokes growing up. I fuckin love my husband. I love being married. I feel bad for people who think resenting their spouse is the default. I get to touch butt pretty much whenever I want.

  • This looks great! I'm gonna give it a try one day.

  • Gender reveal parties are for trans people.

  • I separate by the kind of detergent and cycle a thing is run on.

    Gym/sleep t-shirts, denim, towels all get a hot wash with oxi-clean and fabric softener because I love the smell come at me bro.

    Elastics - things that are mostly elastic/spandex/polyester - socks, underwear, leggings, sports bras. They get a hot/cold wash with a pre soak and extra rinse. The they get the free and clear detergent that washes cleanest and leaves no smell.

    Daily wear/delicates - gentle cold wash with woolite with low tumble dry or hang dry. I only ever have like 4 of these with each wash. Generally the nice, more expensive stuff I wear in public that I want to last a long time.

    I don't care what color anything is.

  • I found out a few Christmases ago that I really love gingerbread houses. I used to build scale models in grad school and got really into it. Gingerbread houses are like that but without grades or measuring. My weekend plans are to order trash pizza, put on Home Alone, drink some weed sodas, and decorate gingerbread houses til I'm too stoned to hold a piping bag.

    I also love that it is cold and I can snuggle my husband to suck up his warmth and make him yell when I touch him with my cold toes. 😈

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  • He's a Russian propaganda troll.

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  • There's still time.

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  • Only if he did it in Washington DC, on federal land. If he was in Delaware or Maryland or any other state (not Native American Reservation) they were probably state level drug offenses.

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  • That... I do not have an answer for. 😥

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  • Drug related offenses are overwhelmingly state level crimes. The office of the President can only pardon federal level crimes. This is a feature of our system of checks and balances, not a bug.

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  • You obviously do not have a basic understanding of civics, and you sound like a tankie troll. Probably not even american.

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  • Andy Beshear has the ability to pardon state level crimes, which counts for an overwhelming majority of drug related offenses. Biden did the same thing as far as his federal level powers allow.

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  • You don't sound like someone who votes.

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  • I hope you criticize your local legislators who have a much greater impact on your day to day life like you do the all mighty Oz in DC. 🙄

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  • He did a lot of great things for so many people. I'm sorry he didn't make the trip out to kiss your butt specifically.

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  • The president only has the power to pardon federal crimes. Your state level crimes are at the mercy of your governor. This is not a failure of action or policy on Joe Biden's part, but a feature of the system of checks and balances within our government. Complain to your local legislature.

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  • He lied on the form, doesn't matter why, it was a crime. He came to an agreement to plead guilty with the prosecution that was thrown out. If he were anyone other than the president's son, it wouldn't have been, and he is at personal risk from a justice department with no accountability or integrity and a mandate to punish the soon-to-be president's political enemies, only because he is the soon-to-be-former president's son.

    This has nothing to do with drugs.

    Complain to your congressman about your drug problems, the president has no authority to resolve them for you.

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  • I don't think he was ever arrested for it?

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  • He was not pardoned for any drug use or possession, but rather for gun charges and tax evasion.

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