One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful.
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Truth about Space Karen
A billionaire loses all their money and assets, and must survive living as one of the common folk
Is it possible to change which folder the file manager will show when opening the file manager?
It's your first day on the job at the IRS, and they gave you the hardest job of all: collecting taxes from the North American cryptids.
You wake up one morning and find a clowder of cats in your living room, all of them staring at you.
You submitted your house as a fan stage to a fighting game. They accepted it, and now you keep finding strangely dressed people fighting life or death battles in your living room.
You marry a succubus, to the chagrin of everyone you've ever known and many different religions.
A vampire knocks on your door, desperately begging to be let in.
You saved a stranger's life. Turns out, they're a knight, and they've been following you ever since to repay the life debt they owe you.
You know who the killer is, but no one believes you despite the evidence you have, because there's no way something that cute can be a killer.
You die every day of your life, and somehow wake up the next day perfectly fine. No one remembers you dying and time keeps moving like normal. That changes when someone saves your life one day.
Vampires vs Aliens
A dragon fights a princess to save the knight she kidnapped
You suck at cooking. It's so bad, you accidentally summoned a spaghetti monster, and once your yellow cake turned radioactive, but you're not gonna stop chasing your dream to be a head chef.
The king is actually a mimic that ate the real king a while back, but no one's seemed to notice and this whole kingship thing is confusing as all hell.
what the fuck...