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ComicalMayhem @ ComicalMayhem @lemmy.world Posts 314Comments 536Joined 2 yr. ago
ComicalMayhem @ ComicalMayhem @lemmy.world
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You find your friend staring at the stars in a field. They whisper "They're coming" before taking a step forward and disappearing.
The hero's identity is revealed: a normal teenage high schooler. His arch nemesis, a middle aged adult, now has to navigate the PR disaster of fighting a little kid for years.
You're the strongest person alive. You just haven't realized it yet, because everyone tries their damnedest to hide it from you.
Sauron makes a bid for presidency, and despite being the literal Lord of evil all the polls are swinging in his favor
You wore a red shirt to Target once; they took you to the back and had you comb the creature that lays the Target balls
You like farmer's markets, but your local one is pretty strange; there you can find whole tentacles, pickled eyeballs in a jar, homemade books with unknown leather covers, pig feet, and more.
The armies of hell have been pushed back. The infernal gates have been closed. All that is left is to face the Lord of demons in his castle, except the hero lost the only sword that can kill him
An immortal is the only survivor of the environmental collapse and the death of humanity. Now, they put their mind to growing and nurturing a whole new civilization from nothing.
The gods of Olympus have chosen you to be their champion and undertake a dangerous quest. You're 42 and absolutely not dealing with this shit.
Your conjoined twin brother is getting married tomorrow. You only just found out, and have no idea how he managed to have a 4 year relationship without you knowing
A diving expedition finds the lost city of Atlantis, only to discover that it fell to climate change.
Your job is to discreetly follow the hero's party around and ensure they succeed on their quest. However, the things you've seen them do leave you deeply unsettled
You die, but your spirit remains as a ghost. Coincidentally, at the same time you became a ghost, your corpse became a zombie.
Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney has to defend a client in the Salem witch trials.
You feel like you're going crazy. No one else seems to notice that one of the hero's party members is a literal talking bear.
An alien civilization on the verge of losing a war reaches out to anyone who will listen for aid. You are its ambassador, desperately trying to convince other societies to your aid.
It's Linux software, idk if there's some phone thing by the same name, but I've used it a little. It's pretty good.