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Cherufe [he/him]
Cherufe [he/him] @ Cherufe @hexbear.net
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Disgraced cyclist whines about the lack of roid rage in cycling

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  • health problems, like a lifetime of a poverty diet, smoking tobacco, and generally overworked without routine doctor visits

    That describes most people around 52 I know. Also the most likely explanotion on why he looks so weird is simply sun damage from cycling outside. For example Rafael Nadal is 35-40 and looks like a god most of the time but every time the camera zooms in on his face he looks 65

    • BISEXUAL DOMINATION.

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  • Read the title to the tune of Transdermal Celebration by Ween

    • Disgraced cyclist whines about the lack of roid rage in cycling

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  • He looks better than most 52yo that I know tbf

    • "Everyone is NOT equally vulnerable to propaganda" a part 2 to another Hexbear's post

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  • If someone showed me propaganda I woul just say No thank you

    • Is Hexbear even trying?

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  • We are too cool to try

    • Is hexbear?

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  • I think therefore I hexbear

    • I can't believe it's actually happening

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  • Its chapover

    • Proof Hexbear is dying. Imminent collapse any day!

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  • Hexbear died the day it stopped being called Chapo.chat

    • Olivia Rodrigo dubbed 'high priestess of child sacrifice' by anti-abortion crowd for free Plan B at concert

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  • Gals rock

    • Is Hexbear dying?

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  • Hexbear is dead. Hexbear remains dead. And we have killed it

    • Me when my proletariat comrades play bachata music too loud too late into the night

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  • Chilean leftist when their venezuelan neighbors play music

    • Anyone else remember before Black Mirror was about "women be on they phones," it was about politicians fucking pigs?

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  • Wot if yer mum was a computah?

    • noooooooo

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  • Edd :(

    • Omega Based Ukrainian Lumberjacks

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  • Fuck yeah Lada

    • Fans suffering frostbite after freezing Kansas City Chiefs game may require amputations

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  • Wtf

    • The Government asks Gen Z and Millennials To Have More Kids

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  • I will never fuck

    • Time to pronouns 😞

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  • Pregnant women went extinct in 2022

    • I am a sinner...

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  • Kendrick murdered my wife :(

    • They say the sixth's time is the charm.

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  • Romance isnt dead

    • It's joever for millennials

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  • Uncle rock