China restricted how many children people could have until 2015!? I thought that was like a 1970s policy. What's up with that?
Is four hours a day of unhealthy ruminations enough or should I try to get that up?
I'm due for a doctor's appointment but they're gonna want to do blood work and I have a phlebotomy phobia
The Joe Biden dementia arc has potential for some good jokes but I think it will get stale quickly
A huge amount of America is Baptist Christian and believes Israel needs to be at war for Jesus to come back etc. How impactful is this to real life?
Muttering communist threats into my phone so it stops showing me military recruitment ads
The "Food is less nutritious now" conspiracy is true - you should be taking a multivitamin
If you couldn't stomach eating meat if you had to butcher it yourself you shouldn't get to eat meat
Nodding along as my coworkers criticize capitalism until someone uses the phrase carrying capacity
The always-on office TV (1 of 3) just showed a series of slides bragging about the corporate office's "Gatsby-like party"
I'm tired of pretending this fascist rag is a normal thing to see people wearing in public