Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.
- Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk
And BOY did they deliver and more.
"may run"?
Get this nonsense "news" out of here.
My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we'd go out to the "crick" and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we'd pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"
He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.
What a joke. Valuing pirated games as full value for a fucking video game bust.
I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.
At least you outlived the Dreamcast
Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
He looks like he'd make a mess of my pots and pans if he got into my kitchen.
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She'd call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven't heard from her since.