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US pauses military aid to Ukraine, says White House

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  • It's hard to fight your neighbor when you've got measles

    • Tim Walz says he may run for president in 2028 despite failure of Harris campaign

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  • Just guessing, but it might be a gaffe because it could be skewed to sound like he doesn't believe in democracy. Of course, this makes no sense because Trump has quite literally said that we might not need another election in four years.

    A more careful statement might have been, "the electoral college needs to be replaced with a system where every citizen's vote has the same magnitude." If that's not the mathematical ideal of democracy, I don't know what is.

    Edit: For you pedantic mathematicians, I'll add that everyone's vote should have the same magnitude, and that magnitude should be greater than zero.

    • LibreWolf team has joined Mastodon

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  • Y'all remember Amarok or am I old?

    • The situation got so bad that actual news overtook memes in top posts on Lemmy

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  • We thought things were bad before the experimental DoD teleporter accident that destroyed the bodies of Trump and Musk. Elonald Trusk and Donlon Mump rose from the ashes. Their greed multiplied. Their lust for power became insatiable, but nothing could trump their carnal, sensual desire for each other's bodies. [Ok, stopping here, I don't like where this is going.]

    • TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"

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    • sony why rule

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  • You wouldn't download... a vinyl record...

    • DOGE deletes its 'wall of receipts' after massive errors pointed out

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  • Who DOGEs the DOGE boys?

    • Trump administration fires top US general and Navy chief in unprecedented purge of military leadership

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    • Give us a shoutout

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  • Heavy cream / whipping cream works great

    • Found at the grocery store

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  • Jesus, I thought you made a typo until I tried it. Gotta love those unary operators...

    • Kristi Noem orders lie detector tests to snuff out DHS leaks

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    • The science speaks for itself

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  • FWIW, I would never ask someone about an injury during a job interview. I'm just a stranger on the internet, though, so who knows.

    • Google now allows digital fingerprinting of its users

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    • Sports rule

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  • Me: [unintelligible]

    Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon]

    Me: AH! MIKE!

    Me: MICHAEL JORDAN... MIKE TYSON... MICHAEL PHELPS?

    Announcer: And that's time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I'm required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.

    • Sports rule

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  • I can't list ten of anything if you put me on the spot.

    • Oops

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  • I've accidentally taken a double dose of my stimulants a few times and holy shit, I will never do that again on purpose. I felt an unpleasant manic energy and generally jittery. There's absolutely zero chance of me abusing or ODing on this drug.

    • Understimulated

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  • The Orville was actually pretty good. This may be heresy, but it felt more like Star Trek to me than some of the nu-Trek shows coming out. And for the record I can't stand Family Guy.

    • Twice as good

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  • I think you might have to buy one more book as well? If I had four problems, I'd still be left with one.

    • Assignment rule

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  • Public pubic hanging in two days

    • What's the weirdest defense you've seen used to justify belief in God?

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  • Cowabunga

    ... I'm not really sure about that one, never mind.