Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are "satanic devil worship" and "are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they're phallic in nature" in T-minus 10...
(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)
Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don't like NASA; it's a successful and profitable government program.
52 4 Reply- T-1 NASA
- T0 NASA?
- T+1 SATAN
- T+2 NTATAS
31 0 ReplyTS+1 SANTAS
23 0 Reply🤯
5 0 ReplyRelevant XKCD : https://xkcd.com/2559/
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I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it
22 1 ReplyI believe it.
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NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that's why they say 'L' minus before 'blast off'.
17 0 ReplyL minus would be "bast off", not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!
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Stop giving Republicans ideas.
13 1 ReplyTomorrow the headlines are going to be "House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space".
3 1 ReplyThis is already well established flat earther bollocks
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Don't forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!
8 0 ReplyThe T stands for turd-eater.
7 0 ReplyT stands for "terminal count".
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Hail NASA
7 1 ReplyWhat is it with religious nutjobs and making mundane things sound even cooler?
7 1 ReplyThey say T minus cos they're all trans
4 0 ReplyFun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie "Woman in the Moon", long before actual manned spaceflight.
5 1 ReplyT minus 1 should be equal to S, right?
3 0 ReplyMakes sense to me
3 1 ReplyCould be true. Science destroys religion…
2 0 ReplySpaghetti > Meatball
2 0 ReplyAfter blast off, the static T forms a new a new acronym of evil with the infamous L, G and B.
Wake up sheeple.
1 0 ReplyIt’s a dig at those crumpet sucking royalists
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