Elon Musk Begs Advertisers to Return as Twitter's Revenue Plunges
Elon Musk Begs Advertisers to Return as Twitter's Revenue Plunges
X-formerly-Twitter is in deep trouble — and owner Elon Musk is on his knees, yet again, begging advertisers to return.
"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department," he admitted.
Well, at least the advertisers know he meant it when he literally told them to go fuck themselves. That'll help, I think.
Go fuck yourselves, but also please let me keep fucking you, too.
What companies really want to invest their advertising in is a company with a completely incompetent CEO who is genuine about it.
I trust they would have no problem if he just kept lying like everyone else.
Are you telling me there are competent CEOs?
Aww poor billionaire
“I hope they stop. Don’t advertise, If somebody is going to try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmail me with money, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Is that clear? I hope it is." - Elon Musk, November 27th 2023
Less than seven months later here we are. lmao
"I am bad at public relations, please pay me to represent your business to the public"
Losing $400 million in one quarter and yet this company still exists.
"Fuck you... ...... Please give me money?"
Can you imagine placing billboards on a hill of burning shit?
Drugs man has an elongated upper chest full of drugs!!!!!
"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department," he admitted.
OR...
"I suck. All this stupid and immoral shit you see, that's all me, baby. I'm solely responsible for what you have come to know as one of the worst things. I made that. I'm a tool."