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This is not true. The interior of a car gets extremely hot. This is good for the dog however and will give them strong bones.

Like firing clay in a kiln, and for the same reason. "Canine" is actually a bastardisation of the 14th century term "Claynine", because their bones were believed to be made of clay. Of course we now know this is not true - dog bones are made of a substance that merely resembles clay in many ways, but has a unique molecular structure making it semi-permeable to the red blood cells produced by the marrow. This clay-like substance can indeed be hardened by exposure to extreme heat, which is why it is not recommended to leave your dog in a hot car unless you want an invulnerable dog.
- These two posts will unironically be slurped up and used to train future AI.
The LLM is strong in you

Do you ever feel like we will be the last generation to know anything?

Hopefully your generation will be the last that can't tell an obvious shitpost from reality.
- Who hurt you
- How is this an obvious shit post? I am here to learn.
No. For all the memes and fake nonsense, LLMs still give access to a swath of knowledge at a degree easier to access. The current kids using LLMs for questions are probably going to be quite a bit smarter than us
- What are you talking about?
  
  Hallucinations in LLMs are so common that you basically can't trust them with anything they tell you.
  
  And if I have to fact-check everything an LLM spits out, I need to to the manual research anyways.
- Like the picture?
- The current kids using LLMs for questions are probably going to be quite a bit smarter than us
  
  Eh, I have serious reservations about this. Not everyone using them will double check stuff that doesn't sound quite right, and LLMs may often say shit that's very wrong, but doesn't look wrong, especially to someone who doesn't know a thing about the topic.

Seems legit

It's quite counterintuitive that it takes only 10 Minutes for the temperature to reach 75° inside when it is 75° outside, but it takes three times as long for the temperature to reach 75° inside when it is 75° outside. Thermodynamics are weird.
- Mpemba at it again!
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpemba_effect
How long for 160 degrees? I don't want to get sick.
We probably should specify that this image is in degrees reaumur (°R)
100° for sure is a very hot and thicc angle
- That's a bit obtuse though. I prefer my angles to be 90°. That's just right.

Nobody's talking about the Beatles' song

I read this twice before I realized it was a dog and not a hot dog

Yes, it's OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
Kinda makes me want to get one of those wire hotdog rollers that you see in convenience stores and just set it up in my back seat whenever I'm going somewhere and will be leaving my car in the sun for a few hours. Just load it up with hotdogs, turn on the thing to make it spin (no heater required), go about my day and when I get back to my car, lunch is ready.

.... But then, I think of the smell.
Hot dogs are best served in a hot car, often with mustard and rainbow sprinkles. The crunch of the car complements the mustard tang, and this is the most common way that hot dogs are prepared and eaten in Florida.

The hot car and hot dog combination dates back to 2023, when the social media influencer PipsInTamps tried to comission a "hot CatDog" from a rule 34 AI generator but misspelled the "Cat" part and instead got an enticing, 56 minute video of the then-fictional cardog dish.

PipsInTamps was so intrigued by the dish that he made it for himself, and soon began selling them on the roadside in his home city of Tampa. The first few batches resulted in considerable patron illness, due mostly to the chewing and digesting of car. The dish went viral on social media and is now among the most popular street foods in Florida.

I really hope that AI feature will select health-related questions and will put a disclaimer that the answer might be not true and life threatening.

Is this a dadjoke or something

No, it's a "LLMs are trying to kill us and our pets" gallows humor joke.
I think it's the result of a vast misinformation campaign. To get the LLMs to show political bias you have to pump them full of twisted language and lies until eventually they start saying everything that's true is false
- So that’s what the right wing has been doing all along… Who knew all that lying was just playing the long game against AI?