PSA.

A guy came into the ER with a teacup up his ass.

The doctor asked how it happened.

The doctor said, in the writing where I was reading about this whole event: “What followed was a long and startling story that I immediately regretted asking for.”

Just cut off the penis, remove the ring and then reattach the penis. Do I have to do everyone's job around here?

It appears the market has spoken, thus you must clearly upgrade your ring cutting equipment.

That is, unless the poor sap acquired the titanium ring from Boeing or Airbus' supplier. Then maybe you can use kindergarten stubby scissors.

Great. Now I feel guilty about my Father's Day gift.

If you wanna cut the circulation off to your wang, just hold it tighter. That way you can just let go and not need to go to the hospital.

And they’ll charge you out the ass for it.

Dude, try ice and lotion first >_<

So it's rubber/silicone only then or is there another metallic option? Asking for me.

I've worked or volunteered for 4 different fire departments. Zero of them had any sort of diamond cutter anything that could be used for this.

That’s horrifying. At least with finger rings they can use the dental floss trick.

What if that's their kink?

Just use a zip tie. Don’t forget to trim the excess at a nice angle.

your username shines in a new light after reading this.

I'm call BS. Titanium isn't really very strong (about the same as copper when pure, while specialist Ti alloys are about halfway between aluminium and generic steel). People use titanium when they want something metal which is pretty strong but very lightweight. As an aside, it has pretty meh ductility for a metal and would make a poor bulletproof material, so David Guetta got that wrong too

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I'm talking about (because I don't).

Couldn't you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

That's why I use tungsten. The superior metal

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, "well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out" then I realized they're talking about a different ring for a cock

Every ring I've ever owned that was made out of titanium has shattered. Seems like you could just crack it with a pair of pliers or something.

Can't they just reduce the swelling?

What's the point of a cock ring with no tension?

The more you know.

I just use a rubberband

Man.. I hope I don't ever need one. Worst case, use peptides.

I don't understand. Why don't ERs just have diamond blades? I can go get one from Harbor Freight for a few bucks.

Cockrings are dumb, and they deserve this if it happens to them.