Nick Fuentes and Sneako got bodied by a bouncer last night at a bar in Detroit. Sneako lost three teeth when the bouncer did the fuckin mortal kombat jump punch into his face.

There two kinds of people your never ever under any circumstances want to harass/assault/be an asshole to: Bouncers, and skater punks.

In both cases they can be your best friend or worst enemy depending on how well you treat them. I've had bouncers stand by while I bullied someone out of a bar since I was handling it firmly and calmly and the guy was being a drunken creep to one of my girl friends. I have also had a bouncer intervene on my behalf when some chuds outside tried to fuck with me while I was out smoking. I have never once had a bad interaction with a bouncer.

Hell the bouncer at my favorite local dive just pats me on the back and waves me in past the line when it's busy on a show night. Befriend your local bouncers folks.

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