79 0 ReplyI love chocolate pancakes! Here's the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
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1 cup lemon juice.
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9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
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2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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58 5 ReplyWhat people think a typical English breakfast is:
What a typical English breakfast actually is:
44 2 ReplyNot a single vegetable was harmed
35 0 ReplyThat is no breakfast, this is American junk food at its prime.
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Stop22 0 ReplyFifteen coffees
21 0 Reply13 coffees and a single dry toast.
21 0 Reply20 0 ReplyAre you american
20 0 Reply15 cups of coffee
18 0 ReplyHashbrowns
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17 0 ReplyI take the $15 and invest it in the market. Now I am billionaire. If only you all would do the same \s
17 1 Replymay i have a glass of water please
14 0 ReplyMilk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk Milk
14 0 ReplyCoffee x15
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13 0 ReplyBacon sausage eggs hash browns. Easy.
13 0 Reply15 coffees
12 0 ReplyBacon thrice.
Coffee thrice.
12 0 ReplyThis is just a Denny's ad and I know this because I worked there for more than 10 years and we used these exact pictures for probably that entire time.
12 0 Reply12 0 ReplySpam, spam, spam, egg, and spam.
11 0 Replywheres water?
11 0 ReplyI'd let seven oj's fight seven glasses of milk in my stomach, down the strongest coffee known to humankind afterwards and then wonder why my tummy hurts...
11 0 ReplySurely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.
11 0 ReplyAin't no one spending 5 of those dollars on pancakes
11 0 ReplyI think I will keep the 15 dollars.
10 0 ReplyEggs
Toast Toast Toast
Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee
8 0 Reply15 coffees.
9 1 ReplySausage, eggs, coffe. Everything else is either deep fried or full of sugar. OK I'd get the milk too.
7 0 ReplyThis isn't a shitpost it's an IHOP ad
7 0 ReplyThe only correct answer is sausage, eggs, bacon, toast and coffee
7 0 Replythere is no bread. impossible to make a breakfast.
8 1 Reply2 milk
4 biscuit.
$6 is a steal.
Look at the macros...if it's 2% or whole you're good for half a day
Edit: $4 eggs??? Get fucked.
7 0 ReplyWho the hell is having chips for breakfast
I'm calling the breakfast police
Edit: in answer to the question, bacon/sausage butty or scrambled on toast, orange juice and then the rest on coffee is probably not far from a standard morning
9 2 ReplyWith these options, it's more like a $23 breakfast
7 0 Reply14 glasses of milk followed by one glass of orange juice, please. With pulp.
7 0 ReplyBacon, sausage, hash browns, English muffin(buttered and jam), 2 glasses of OJ.
6 0 ReplyCoffee and toast for me. I'll save the other $12 for lunch.
6 0 ReplyCrêpes > pancakes
6 0 ReplyThe 1$ and 4$ is the only choices..the rest is sugar and carbs. No thanks.
8 2 ReplyBacon, eggs, hash browns, toast, coffee with $1 to spare.
5 0 ReplySausage, eggs, beacon, toast and coffee
5 0 ReplyWhy does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?
7 2 ReplyNo thanks, I'll stay home
5 0 ReplyI require French toast though
6 1 ReplyStarvation is free
5 0 Reply2 coffee and french fries. And gimme back my $10.
4 0 ReplyEggs bacon hasbrowns toast oj milk
4 0 ReplyWell I don't see any damn gravy to go with those biscuits so I guess I'm gonna have to go with a $4 sausagep late plus $1 glass of milk and hope someone has some flour I can borrow.
My final order would be a double order of biscuits and gravy, and use the remaining dollar for a cup of coffee.
5 1 ReplyHash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,
4 0 ReplyCoffee, hash browns, eggs. Then I spend my remaining money on hot sauce or green chile.
4 0 ReplyWhere are the beans?
4 0 ReplyAll I want is everything in the $4 row. I don't want anything else. can I still participate?
4 0 ReplySausage, eggs on toast, bacon, and a glass of milk.
4 0 ReplySo there's fried carbs with extra sugar on top, highly processed animal products, regular baked carbs, or sugar in a cup... eghh
Give me oatmeal that's healthy and costs $1.
6 2 Reply3 bacon plates
1 coffee
Done
5 1 ReplyBacon, eggs, hashbrown, an english muffin, and a glass of milk... is what I would say if I were a teenager again. I'll probably just have an english muffin, a cup of tea, and a fruit.
4 0 ReplySausage, eggs, hash brown, toast, oj, tip the last dollar (most likely).
3 0 ReplyCoffee 1$
3 0 ReplyBacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits (or toast), coffee.
3 0 ReplyBacon, Eggs, Toast, 2 OJs and 3 Milks
3 0 ReplyBacon, Eggs, Toast, Home Fries, Coffee, OJ. BAM. Perfect breakie. Just don't forget the tobasco!
3 0 Replyeasy.
- coffee - cream and sugar
- toast - sourdough, buttered
- hash browns - add Chipotle Tabasco
- bacon - barely crispy
- eggs - over easy, so I can dip my toast in the runny yolk
- more coffee - more cream and more sugar
best breakfast. fite me.
might make breakfast for dinner tonight.3 0 ReplyBruh, that's some fucking expensive ass breakfast. If I'm eating at home, I'ma making a bloody 3 course meal for 15$. My breakfast rarely goes over 2$, that being an unreasonable liter of milk and 2 ham/lettuce/mayo/ketchup sandwiches. Where the milk is by far the most expensive part, as in like 75% of the cost.
3 0 ReplyEggs, hash browns, biscuits (if they are with squeezed pork greives, otherwise english muffin), espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso, espresso aaaand espresso.
That 15$, right?
3 0 ReplyEggs + bacon + toast + coffee = $11 breakfast.
3 0 ReplySausage, Eggs, Bacon, Biscuits and coffe
3 0 Reply$4 Sausage $4 Eggs $4 Bacon $2 Toast $1 OJ
The price seems very high for each ingredient but it sounds great as a breakfast
3 0 Reply3.5 orders of sausage and 1 cup of coffee (served scalding) so I can really wreck myself from mouth to anus
3 0 ReplyBacon, sausage, tattie scones, baked beans mushrooms, fried tomato, black pudding, and haggis. Irn Bru to drink. Breakfast of champions.
3 0 ReplyDamn, there's no goat hair here. Guess I'm out
3 0 ReplyThose prices aren't bad at all
3 0 ReplyAll of the $4 row and any one of the $2 and $1 row each. My preference is the coffee and an English muffin.
3 0 ReplyThree bacons and a hash browns.
3 0 ReplySasauge, Eggs, Homefries, Biscuit, and two OJs.
2 0 ReplySausage, eggs, home fries, english muffin, milk, oj
3 1 Replysausage, eggs, double serving of hash browns, either oj or coffee depending on mood.
2 0 ReplyWhat no French toast?!
2 0 ReplySausage, eggs, bacon, toast, oj
2 0 ReplyI read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that's some American breakfast option
2 0 Replysausage sausage hash hash oj
2 0 ReplyBacon, sausage, toast, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, and a $1 tip to whoever cleans the bathroom
2 0 Reply15 glasses of orange juice. Then I'll wonder where the dark bread is.
2 0 ReplyMilk, milk, coffee, English Muffin, bacon, eggs (where's my cheese?)
2 0 ReplyBacon, eggs, hash browns, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
2 0 Reply15 coffees
2 0 ReplyWhat the fuck is... home fries?
the correct config is Sausage, Egg, Hashbrowns in a bowl, two OJs and two coffees, btw.
3 1 ReplyWhere is the sour milk? Where are the rasins? where is the sugar? Where is the cinnamon?
2 0 ReplyBlueberry pancakes, sausage, OJ, coffee. I don't need/want any more
2 0 ReplyCCBAC
2 0 Reply1x sausage 2x eggs 3x milk
2 0 ReplySausage, Egg, water
2 0 ReplyPancakes, eggs, bacon, OJ, milk. Everywhere I go out for breakfast, I to look for the closest thing on the menu to this.
2 0 ReplyBruh I'm just having a coffee and a lil krentebol with some butter and cheese
2 0 ReplySausage, eggs, hashbrowns, orange juice, coffee x3
2 0 ReplyEggs, Bacon, hash browns, toast, coffee, and orange juice please
2 0 ReplyAnd cold fried chicken.
Anyway, Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns, biscuits, OJ.
2 0 Reply3 x bacon 1 x toast 1 x coffee
2 0 ReplyEggs, hashbrowns, toast, OJ, milk and biscuits. This is just my regular breakfast lol
2 0 ReplyAre refills free? If so, I'm fine at $1 most days.
Also, where are: plain pancakes, sausage gravy, waffles, and anything remotely resembling something other than "northern US white people food" for lack of a better term.
1 0 ReplyCoffee, toast, chocolate chip pancake.
And the change I'll to any person who wants to buy more things for them.
1 0 ReplyNo mash?
2 1 Reply- Cinnamon swirl
- Bacon
- French fries
- Toast
- Tea
1 0 ReplyBlueberry, sausage, hash browns, biscuits, coffee.
1 0 ReplyBowl of cereal, apple, cup of tea, couple of digestives to dunk. None of which are on the list...
3 2 ReplyBlueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.
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