Edited my kernal parameters to prevent my CPU from going into a low power state that had been causing crashes for years apparently.
Edit: if you use 1st gen ryzen and have been putting up with intermittent crashes thinking it was your shitty old used GPU like me, try disabling c-state 6.
I am so confused that this is still an issue, but be warned even with more "modern" Ryzen it is an issue. My Ryzen 5(?) Huawei matebook still can't run Linux without this shit.