Spotify Premium User Slams App Over Audiobook Feature
'Spotify is a JOKE': Spotify Premium user slams app after she got kicked out of audiobook mid-listen
Oh Spotify, when will you stop trying to push people to the high seas 🏴☠️
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Opinion of random member of the public
The word "slams"
I'm not reading it because I've probably wiped better journalism off my arse this morning
Poster slams poop off his butthole, sparks controversy!
What a crock of shit!
Fedi Punter in Media Lingo Rant Slam: Reaction
I'm fuckin raging. HERE'S WHY
Ten pictures of Feddit users reacting to clickbait headlines that will make you say "no, these are all trains. No, I'm complaining as such, I like trains, I just... I thought... No, the headline said something about... reactions, yeah, and ins- actually, hang on, how did you get in here?"
There's no need of "slam" -- or "eye," "mull," "Solons," usw -- in an era where you're not writing a 1-42-4.
(1 column, 42pt, four lines)