Dick Van Dyke, at 98, Becomes Oldest Daytime Emmy Winner Ever
Dick Van Dyke, at 98, Becomes Oldest Daytime Emmy Winner Ever
Dick Van Dyke became the oldest Daytime Emmy winner ever as the 98-year-old actor was awarded for his guest role on 'Days of Our Lives.'
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I'd like to ____ her van... fuck no, eject eject, there's no safe way to end this joke. Snake? Snake! SNAAKE!
Sometimes I write a joke like this and then, instead of hitting post, I hit cancel. That's worked out pretty well for me so far.
That's quite fair. It's an awful joke.
Is this really old one better or worse?
A young man goes to audition for a talent agency. Can you sing? He sings. Not bad! Can you dance? He dances. Hey, pretty good! Can you be funny? He tells a better joke than this one, and executes a spectacular pratfall. That's marvelous! I think I can sign you, what's your name? Penis Van Lesbian. That will never do! We have to change it. And so Dick Van Dyke was born.