1y ago

Trump's own biographer spills inside information about ex-president's jail worries

www.rawstory.com

"First of all, he's actually not comfortable with going to jail. That is just bravado."
He said that he has "talked to Trump associates" who said Trump "doesn't want to serve time."

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Also: “he eats food” and “sleeps”
I cannot wait for the further groundbreaking revelations that await us when this biographer finally publishes his earth-shattering book.
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- Breaking news - he doesn't like taxes; does like porn stars.
  
  I’m pretty sure that I know one porn star he really does not like
- In other news water is wet.
  
  Water is not wet. Wetness arises from the interaction between a liquid and a solid surface. In other words, wetness is a property that occurs when water or another liquid comes into contact with a solid object.
I keep half expecting him to compare himself to legends:
"You know who else was sentenced to prison? Martin Luther King Jr., Nelson Mandela. Great men and I'm honored to serve with them."
To which the response needs to be "Yeah, so did Hitler."
- I keep half expecting him to compare himself to legends:
  That happened nearly a year ago.
- He kept Mein Kampf on his nightstand, that response would come across as a positive to Trump and his fans.
I just want him to serve at least a single day in prison because they'd have to search him. Thoroughly.
- "You have to search me WHERE?!?! That's preposterous!"
  
  Prison guard: Take the toupée off Mr Trump
  
  Trump can't pronounce preposterous. Way too many syllables.
- Even the diaper?

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