Satan comes highly recommended. Satan gave us Rock and Roll, TTRPGs, bicycles and the notion of egalitarian government. Oh and the notion of civil rights.
Jesus doesn't have all the answers. The Riemann hypothesis waits in the wings. So does a solution for peace in the Middle East and the end of the humanitarian crises in Palestine.
Then there's a path out of late stage capitalism, and a solution to the climate crisis and plastic crisis. Both Jesus and Google are pretty silent on both.
As for the rise of Christian Nationalism in the US, Jesus appears to be conflicted and having a personality breakdown. Same with Google, actually.
TBF at least one of those has a known answer, it's just a matter that the problem fundamentally is that those who can meaningfully influence the problem want the problem.
No. My statement is that I've yet to receive any kind of response to any inquiry directed toward Jesus while I have never been just wholly ignored by a search engine.
If that applies to women too, I feel justified in calling my five-foot-even wife a midget. Let me know so I can tell her every time I call her a midget that the internet has spoken.