It's so hot in Mexico that howler monkeys are falling dead from the trees
It's so hot in Mexico that howler monkeys are falling dead from the trees
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It's so hot in Mexico that howler monkeys are falling dead from the trees
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Greenhouse heat death incoming
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There'll be a whole lot of "Oh if only we had known! If only climate scientists tried harder to convince us for the last 70 years!" as civilization collapses.
On the bright side, once civilization collapses, there really won't be anything stopping us from slapping such people. Won't fix anything, humans aren't clearly aren't any good at fixing our messes anyway, but it'll feel good on the way out.
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I imagine in 20 or 30 years, after they've decided there's no other way, we'll start blocking out the sun in order to cool the planet. There's a few different quasi realistic options they're actually looking into to try. Currently, they're hard or wasteful.
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on the way out.
This is overly optimistic. We humans are so resilient. We have every resource that's left at our disposal.
Even if there's full scale environmental collapse, we'll survive, rebuild, and be around to do it all over again.
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Nah, the language has shifted to "Oh darn. I guess it's too late to do anything now."
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Fuck yeah, I'm blasting some knee caps on the way out. Murder would be a mercy at that point.
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Falling monkeys are
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I feel really bad about this, but the image of walking through the forest and dead monkeys just start falling out of the trees is very amusing to me.
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"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"
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Never forget what all this human/animal/ecological death is and will be for, nothing of any value, solely stoking the ego scores of a few avarice governed sociopaths.
I hope humanity finds the strength to construct a monument on the scorched, hostile world we're making that we will struggle to survive on as our species flickers out that reads "Don't take it personally, it was just business."
Can I train AI on your Notice?
I can't see how it would be unethical to systemically remove the biggest roadblocks in the way of NEEDED progress, in terms of personnel, in attempt to salvage what we can. We know their agenda, the playbook, the offenders, their business ties, their politics. It's all bullshit and it has worked on too many people, the damages are done, and now it's time to remove these fucking parasites and actually do the shit these overweight rednecks think they're doing by hating POC and driving trucks to the grocery store.
We are talking about the fate of humanity and I absolutely do not give a flying fuck about any of the few faceless, soulless pieces of shit sitting on billions, their legacy tied to our demise.
The fact that nobody's stepping up to the plate in significant ways just breeds more contempt and enmity for them. If we're all going down, we know who the fattest are 😊