I don't like M&M's 😔

In my family we always end this kind of recitation of woe with "and I wanted to see a snake".

We saw a kid have a meltdown at an animal refuge when the meet-a-surprise-reptile was a blue tongue lizard. He wailed that he was tired, hungry, hot and - most of all - he wanted to see a snake.

There there little cat pat pat

I am out of cherry sours and I would be outraged if I wasn't so tie-tie.

i hope you reconsider