It will feel like home once I hear about the undertaker throwing mankind off hell in a cell

I wasn't on most the day, all the sudden every comment is about a can of beans. I need /r/outoftheloop

I just realized Schnoodle got left behind as well : (

We remember those we left,
and those who went away.
Taking with us memories,
and in our hearts they'll stay.


Sprog and Schnoodle, ShittyMorph,
the highlights of our days.
They speak to us in spirit,
what words we cannot say.


Fear not, oh wary traveler,
there's one thing you should know.
For out of ashes and the past,
new sprouts begin to grow.


Let others take the mantle,
to raise that burning flame.
Together we can make our own,
and love them all the same.

Did he fail from eating beans?

That really felt like the kind of question someone would ask only if they're lactose intolerant. "Load up on cheese before you go camping so you don't have to poo" is pretty common wisdom.

I'm on Lemmy. World and can't load the comment. Bad gateway it says

That’s always been my favorite Reddit novelty account by far. Sad whoever ran it stopped posting a while back. Hope his dad didn’t beat him to death with those jumper cables.

Or that damn lock ness monsta

Cum box.

I can’t wait for him to show up here.

Oh totally agree 😅