does the dr. mean american football or the real thing that the rest of the world calls football?
because even if you let people enjoy their guacamole toast - rooting for a shitty copy of a real sport is even worse than just having this general smalldickenergy/identity crisis. that makes her roast even better.
Wow, there's a level of edginess I haven't seen in a while. Ooooh, look at you, you're too cool to like American [insert thing here], such a brave take, you seem so classy and mature