I'm outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!
Just one up them and everything will be solved!
Okay you need to calm down
This is absurd. King Henry I didn’t paint his toenails.
I appreciate a good historical joke.
Me too but I lack knowledge in history. Care to explain it to me?
Measure me mommy.
Sure! I'll need to wear the right shoes to make sure each step equals a foot though.
The one that's going to slowly escalate towards incredible pleasure is clearly superior.
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There's very little as satisfying as slipping into a newly tailored suit and looking amazing. Plus it's nice to be cared for by an attentive professional like a tailor perfecting your clothing. No kink-shaming here, but I'll pass on getting stepped on.
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honestly, the guy's ribs look like theyre gonna break
I'm outraged! That lumber supplier clearly plagiarized the title of my self-published autobiography!
Just one up them and everything will be solved!