Skip Navigation

askchapo @hexbear.net corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves] @hexbear.net 1 mo. ago

We make jokes about it, but who is in your ACTUAL nightmare blunt rotation?

3 other people including you (4 total). Has to be names people would recognize (so no 'that one guy Chris from work').

I'd probably go:

Matt Walsh

Sebastian Gorka

Hillary Clinton

Please note that I only spent a minute thinking about this.

51 comments

Elon, Bill Maher, Jordon Peterson
- bill maher is a choice pick
- Add in Joe Rogan
  
  tbh I thought about adding Joe Rogan but I don't think he'd be unbearable in a blunt rotation. He's extremely dumb and has awful beliefs but his personality is fairly chill and it would be fun to convince him that the events of The Mummy (1999) actually happened
Kyle Rittenhouse, John Fetterman , Ghislaine Maxwell

trifecta of horrible vibes and most likely I would have a mental breakdown before we even finished
- Alright I’m out of the loop, but would like to know. What’s bad about Fetterman? I’ve seen his name on multiple comments in this thread. When I read his wiki page, I thought “okay…” until I got to Israel and policing, which are fucked. Are there even worse things I didn’t notice?
  
  He looks like a ghoul but I try not to let that influence me.
  
  It's mostly his unabashed and enthusiastic support for the mass slaughter of Palestinians that has us upset with him
Vaush, Kautsky, and whoever runs the Occupy Democrats twitter account
- What about that Brooklyn Dad Defiant guy?
- At least with Kautsky you wouldn't know what he was saying so it'd be fine. Although he would literally have read more Marx than you and would use that to justify stupid shit you couldn't argue against because you're high...
Elon Musk, Ben Shabibo, DesTiny (I also just wrote the first names that came to mind)
- Shit the Elon and Ben pair is a good one. Not good, but.....ya know.
  
  I just thought of the most annoying people I could think of
Bill Maher, Kanye West, Louis CK
- actually wait, replace Louis with Ricky Gervais
Ben Shabibo, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Adams

I think it's an intersection between who I get along with these people the least (given), annoying personal affect, most likely to behave erratically while high. So take Ronald Reagan for example, he was an actor with media training and a normal enough voice, he also might not react that strongly to marijuana. So while I'm glad he's dead and has done more bad for the world than any of the other three, I'd walk away going "that was weird" instead of "OH MY GOD THANK GOD THEY'RE GONE"

ALTERNATIVELY

Nate Silver, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Malcom Gladwell

Individually they aren't as detestable as the first set, but they'd be symbiotically analytical to the point I'd fucking (pretend to) panic so I could be escorted away.
- I appreciate how thought out this is
zuckerberg, van der leyen, pence
3 people with a deadly disease that can be easily contracted by sharing a blunt
Your're mom
Elon Musk, a Ukrainian war vet, and a Russian war vet. The only paranoia I get when stoned is situational so I'd be primed for shit to kick off between the war vets. Being in the same room with Elon Musk strikes me as one of those dune scenes with Baron Harkonnen alternating between gross and monkey.
Eric Adams, and
- Oh shit I forgot about Adams. Good one.
  
  i wish i could forget about adams!
I usually partake alone so any really - but I think Fetterman, John Bolton, and Guy Fieri
- fellow lone toker
- Aw what? I'd unironically love to share a blunt with the mayor of flavortown
Leonardo di Caprio

Sean Penn

Richard Gere

disgustingly wealthy sexcreeps who are 'actvists' so they'd lecture me about how i'm immoral in some way, and 2/3 are artists i kind of respect so it'd feel actually bad
Known yankoids rotation:
Elon
V**sh / Gusano Borelli (either of them, equally horrifying)
Matty "literal egghead" Yglesias

Australian context rotation:
Andrew Bolt
Sall Grover
Blair Cottrell / Tom Sewell / Jacob Hersant / any other UPF/NSN gronk (except for Phil Galea, because he was dumb enough to actually get himself arrested for terrorism and therefore would probably say hilariously dumb shit)
- guess i'll do some more:
  
  TERF Island rotation:
  The literal fucking King of England, Charles (would have the worst banter)
  Notable Holocaust denier Joanne Rowling
  absolute tossup between Fartlow, Glinner, Piers Morgan, Jacob Rees Mogged etc
Ayn Rand, Ben Shapiro, my 7th gradr math teacher Mrs. kudrle

Thinking about this inflicted pyshic damage
Hillary Clinton, Stephen Crowder, and Roseanne Barr

I've selected the triad most likely to make me attempt Tesla pond by functioning like a perpetual motion madness machine. Hillary says something smarmy and insincere in the way a fucking alien would, Crowder is incapable of not rising to any bait especially from a woman and begins to argue, Barr says something insane about satanic communists, prompting Hilldawg to issue some inane correction, triggering Crowder to petulantly reply, eliciting a bewildering agreement from Roseanne, leading Hillary to-
- Well played.
Vic Fideli, Jagmeet Singh, Maxime Bernier
Hw bush

Leland from twin peaks

Mountbatten
America's mayor Rudy J, Elon Musk, Andrew Tate.
my mother

my ex

myself

myself again

obama
- uh, let me be clear, you hit that blunt twice you fucking mooch.
Kenneth Copeland, Lindsay Graham, and Ted Cruz. I am having anxiety thinking about them being in the same room as me.
- Now I want to see a Kenneth Copeland pumped full of THC
- i legit considered Copeland and decided that he's actually be fucking hilarious high
probably just a bunch of cops, really
any bunch of cops in uniforms.
Corey Taylor

Stephen A. Smith

Zack Snyder
Permanently Deleted

You've viewed 51 comments.