How would Jabba Bagels look like?

Well, Jabba is wide, wrinkly, and tapers off at the end, so,

Croissant

"But that's not a bagel-"

Jabba is also a crime lord, and thus does not care about your laws.

Croissant

Sick burn yo

Uncooked

Like this, obviously:

It's over Anakin, I have the lighter brown!