Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living
Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living
www.theonion.com Extra Egg Roll Thrown In By Mistake Becomes Man’s Sole Reason For Living
BANGOR, ME—Tearing away the pall of shadow and misery that had once cloaked his whole existence, an extra egg roll mistakenly thrown into a takeout order at local Chinese restaurant Panda Palace reportedly became Allen Russo’s sole reason for living this week. “There is hope in this bleak world ...
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Yoo, this happened to me last week and was one of the better parts of the day.
Not today, old friend
Finally, a reason
Gotta stay alive long enough to eat the food. Can’t let it go to waste.
Not even fake news anymore
m.. me
I could really do with an egg roll.. It's been a very tough couple of months.
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