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cats @lemmy.world Ultragigagigantic @lemmy.world 6 mo. ago

And I thought having a bathroom supervisor was bad

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...three.
Before you are permitted to pee.
- Ask me the questions, toilet keeper. I am not afraid.
  
  THAT'S EASY!!!
  
  My questions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.
"If you wish to empty your bladder, fill my food dish and make me fatter."
Before you piddle, answer my riddle...
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
An African or European swallow?
Will thou not join us?
- I would be honored to join the toilet kitty covenant
How many tickles does it take to get to the orgasam of a butthole...?
Bathroom what??
Shiddles

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