Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
I thought it was a robot
Robots can be from other planets.
While reading a book.
turns phone upside-down
... huh.
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
- Jack Handy
Wow, are you him?
I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.
Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”
Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.
I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.
Sanest Reddit poster
He is Positivity Man after all.
To be fair, he's sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
11 years later...
Didn't notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn't a default setting. If it wasn't a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
Oh shit, Shen Bapiro's alt account!
Most sane sports fan
He's right. It doesn't look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
I'm guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
Reddit only has one joke
and it’s called spez
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Most fun when someone says a kid "could not have done" something by themselves... Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.
Meanwhile on Lemmy "But have you tried using Linux yet?"
“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”
*PositvityMan
He's positive OP is lying.
Two year olds don't associate horns with a cow.
Someone's well-adjusted.
Your bloodline shall suffer for their transgressions against NBA
The only problem I see is that he starts with the premise that it’s a lie because the kid wouldn’t have seen a cow
Then calls the kid a retard for seeing a cow which invalidates the initial assertion
That was when reddit was normal. Now your account will get shadow banned for saying that
Neah, that's not due to Reddit, that's just your average sport fan!
The rise of API charges brought down the Reddit.
11y old comment
TFW everyone takes your ironic comments as completely serious regardless of how much absurdity you pile on.
Which way is ironic? When he calls him a liar? Or when he hopes the kid is disabled? Or dies?
I'm kinda confused how cringe unhinged behavior is "ironic". Either you are miss using the word or you expect to say it with such confidence we would wash right over it.
But I personally find this ironic humor moronic. It's completely cringe for no good reason. It's not funny. It's not insightful. It's not playful. It's nothing but pathetic.
That's not that ironic means Ms. Morissette.
