Huh, I live near-ish the one in my state and it’s a typical suburb hell. There’s an island community less than 40’away that’s way cheaper and infinitely better. They even have a piggly wiggly
Linville is a bit misleading, Linville proper is a totally destitute tourist town with some caverns and a falls. The real neighborhood his Grandfather Mountain which doesn't give any property tax income to the local municipality because they're incorporated as their own municipality. They have their own cops and a school so they don't have to give any money to educating the poors who live at the foot of the mountain.
Also right by Boone which is the home of the East Coast's #1 stoner college App State
Mississippi has clearly become a Socialist Utopia after the Long family moved west, flourishing under Secretary Long and his comrades, Premier Long and Chancellor Long, and their State Supreme court of Long, Long, Long, Long, and Armstrong (nee Long).
I refuse to believe any of these names are real. It's like when a new republican makes the news and I find out his name is like Slunt Derkin or some shit. Fake ass country.