40,000 bears isn't nearly enough to conquer california, let alone hold it!
40 0 ReplyThat number will swell with every forest liberated!
20 0 Replyfear will keep them in line after the Silicon Valley Massacre
14 0 ReplyBears will have control of social media at that point, the bear algorithm will have Californian population not even realize they are surrendering
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We need to release sharks in the local streams to counter this.
29 0 Replyneed to release twinks in the local forests to counter this
42 0 ReplySend in Meal Team Six. The Good Guys with Guns will surely not be totally ripped to pieces.
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Warhammer 40k if it was actually cool
27 0 Reply40-50,000 feral bears
27 0 ReplyAn AK 47 would only enrage them as they invade the areas your children play.
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sounds unbearable nyuk nyuk nyuk
24 0 Reply22 0 ReplyReal Grafton hours.
17 0 Replywhat does that mean?
11 0 ReplyGrafton is a town in New Hampshire. In the mid-2000s a group of libertarians took over the town, and tried to turn it into a libertarian utopia. Unsurprisingly, it was a total shitshow. So much so, that their mismanagement caused local bears to overrun the town.
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17 0 Replylol
15 0 Reply13 0 ReplyBears have been known to break into homes to steal food
Bears say personal property is revisionism.
13 0 ReplyIt's not even June yet.
13 0 ReplyHope the bears know Mishima style karate
11 0 ReplyThe site called me European :|
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I am prepared to surrender to the bears
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