as an environmental scientist, i fully support this plan to deposit one (1) armored and heavily armed grizzly bear into each and every home belonging to the sort of lead-poisoned, reactionary shithead that thinks joe biden is personally trying to release bears directly into their community of East Jerkfuck, WA.
sources on the scene reported biden, mounted atop an aggressive looking ursine, crying "get them my pretties" while brandishing a scepter correspondents suspect is magical