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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Usernameblankface @lemmy.world 3 mo. ago

3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad.

It's 5050

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Try this one at a party:

Ask some people "what is 100 minus 1?"

Next, ask them "what is 45 plus 44?"
- What's the joke?
  
  Ork ork ork, you eat soup with a ... ?
  
  What's the answer?
Good one

Edit: This joke won't age well because once it has passed 5050 It will no longer be about the future and uncertainty because it will be about the past.

Edit 2: kinda like how hindsight is 2020. It is now, because we know what happened then. And we are quite unlikely to forget it.
- Well, when it's 5150, everyone gets committed.
  
  I actually don't understand this. E-L-I-5?
- You know it's "hindsight is 20/20" though, right? Like" hindsight is perfect vision"
  
  Yeah, I know.
  
  No I don’t think they know that.
  
  And the fella who posted this didn’t know it was 50/50, he thought people were talking about the future year 5050 and not odds.
  
  You know, because it’s so far away it could be good or bad and no 1 nos.
  
  I’m sorry. :p
The third possible condition is that there is no life at all.

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