Bonobos have it all figured out.
Something scary happened a few trees over? Sex!
A logging vehicle spotted in the distance? Giggity!
Little timmy fell down the well? ❤️
Some hairless ape left an empty cardboard box on the ground? Cue the porn groove.
Chimpanzees encroaching on you territory? Let's outbreed them!EDIT: The downvotes are from chimpanzees.
67 4 ReplyI wonder how they have time to accomplish anything else in life
I also wonder how long their refractory period is.
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32 1 Replyboth species live in social groups that exhibit both sexual and violent behaviors.
24 0 ReplyMafuckas read 'Sex at Dawn' and think they got it all figured out. And then they try to get their friends to swing with them.
9 0 ReplyOr read Palahniuk and want their friends to swing on them.
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There's probably some MF DOOM lines that'd fit with that
20 0 ReplyViolent sex
Problem solved
18 0 ReplyInstructions unclear, Slaanesh is telling me to use more car battery clamps, they aren't specifying how or what to use them for
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Given that free love experiments have generally failed in human history, while limitless violence experiments are a roaring success, I think I know which way humans have gone.
16 1 ReplyBonobos, knowing that ACAB, didn't have a CIA to invent HIV.
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Freeuse is the future.
15 5 ReplyEveryone belongs to everyone.
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It's funny because it's true?
10 2 ReplyWell, it's not really true. Both of those descriptions are highly flawed.
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6 0 ReplyGlad I'm not the only one thinking that! Bot if I had to choose is sex of course!
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Do you want Cenobites? Because that's how you get Cenobites.
5 0 ReplyI mean...
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But chimps are hominids.
6 1 Replythat's half of the joke, good job!
19 1 ReplyI had bonobos confused with gibbons for a few hours, so I think that's why it didn't match up right for me.
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Both, but it doesn’t work
4 0 ReplySplit the diff with Sex and Violence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8
4 0 ReplyArent bonobos similarly violent though? They just happen to also have a more... hippie friendly social dynamic
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