I thought there was no way I could hate a Cybertruck more...

The horns facing backwards just bring the whole shitshow together.

Is every stupid shit legal in the US?

It's on the wrong way

I still can't believe this is actually a real car. It's beyond stupid, it's what I'd expect someone to come up with in a zombie apocalypse with welded sheet metal or something.

Now put truck nuts on it

Does the cybertruck have just 1 giant wiper? That seems...fucking stupid. You can see the passenger top side of the windshield isn't clear which might be needed. Also the wiper blade must surely be proprietary meaning, wait I can just look it up: $75. Less than I thought somehow.

Wow I've never seen one out in the wild before! I also wouldn't have imagined anyone could make it look even more obnoxious but here we are lol

they wrote matador on the side lmfao

Just in case any pedestrian survives the initial impact.

I hate the windshield uniwiper

Its the ugliest vehicle since the Pontiac Aztec

I can't help but wonder what the dashcam and computer thinks of that shit 😂🤣

Is that rust on the front of the "truck"?

MATADOR

This is an improvement

And that's what the "finish" looks like AFTER a fresh car wash.

I dunno, i think its an improvement. Somehow, likely unintentionally, more honest.

Things like this is why America fascinates me.

Here's another example of a fascinating "only in America" car mod I found in LA

That'll be 15% off the battery range.

Ridiculous car with horns parked at a strip mall? Has to be Texas.

E: yep, checked the area code on the sign in the background. Houston.

Is that the front or the back?

You know who else hates cybertrucks? The atmosphere.

In less than a year that thing is going to be so rusty that a high speed impact with aluminum anything will ignite it like thermite.

Ahhh, Houston.

"...don't be Texas...don't be Texas..."

713 area code

"...I hate Houston so fuuuucking much."

What a pile of junk

Can't wait until it corrodes.

That really is an ugly pos.

That Cybertruck has DUI bars.

That is one way to improve visibility.

It’s as if Elon sat around with his billionaire buddies and made a bet that he could make the ugliest joke of a truck and still sell it to the Elonites. He won. Dear god that is one fucking ugly truck.

I thought there was no way to make a Cybertruck look stupider...

Danny Duncan?

At least it appears to leave the asphalt unlike most other pickups

If I were going to have cyber sex with a truck that's the one.

Ken Paxton’s truck

Looks like they have been through water in it? Seems like an EV use case, not needing air for combustion. But I wouldn't trust a tesla to be air tight...

never say never

Is that thing road legal in the US?

Someone should clean up that garbage someone left in a parking space.

If he lives anywhere that has ice that car won't last more than a few years

Danny Duncan

Yea a Pei Wei yuck

That is Danny Duncan's.

He did it to his other Tesla too

This is the dumbest thing k On the roads. This generated truck looks way better