The dangers of the bear zone aren't nearly as bad as they're made out to be. I haven't been attacked by a bear in weeks.
33 0 ReplyDES-MOND THE MOON BEAR
24 0 ReplyHow did I get here
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Is that why it is called the Goldilocks Zone?
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Even outside the atmosphere, there’s a high risk. Bears really are impressive.
13 0 ReplyThis is all joke and fun until you realize you live in the green region (which I do)
12 0 ReplyDude, so do I
-the bear
3 0 ReplyYou came to me?? I shouldn't have told people on the internet where I live
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So, on average, a high chance of being attacked by a bear in the Sol system.
11 0 ReplyThis is for the solar bear. Now check the polar bear.
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The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
11 0 ReplyWater bears?
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You are forgetting one thing… space bears…. They are a very real threat.
9 0 ReplyYou joke, but after cosmonaut Alexi Leonov complained about the possibility of a bear attack, the TP-82 shotgun was standard issue on Russian spacecraft for decades.
2 0 ReplyKind of makes sense when you think about them landing back on earth and maybe having to fight off something before the vessel can be recovered
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Is that why a flying saucer is a circle?
1 0 ReplyDid someone mention drop bears?
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8 0 ReplyWhy isn’t this given out at national parks? Do they want bear attacks?
7 0 ReplyMost national parks are controlled by the bear mafia
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Do tardigrade count?
4 0 ReplyEasily avoided if you stay out of gay bars.
4 0 ReplyWithout my glasses I saw "risk of deer attack", which I think makes this post funnier
4 0 ReplyWhat the hell are you all talking about? There's no high risk of getting attacked by a BAAAAAAAAHHHH ... OH MY GOD!!! ..... YAAAGHHHJHHAAAASGHHGGH!!!
3 0 ReplyIt's obviously pointing to the South Pole and they don't have any bears. :F
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