A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

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The other half of the joke:

As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. "What's with the wheel?" The bartender asks....

"Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts"
- My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.
Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that "Bounty" is also a paper towel brand.
- I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.
- Bounty is a chocolate bar?
  
  Knockoff Mounds
  
  North American chocolate/coconut/almond bar. Pretty good too 7/10
- Nah, population wise the USA dwarfs the UK and Canada combined, Bounty is more widely understood as a paper towel.
  
  You forgot to add the whole bloody EU to Canada and UK, mate.
  
  Most of the world knows bounty chocolate bars, not the same with the apparent paper towel brand.
Mars is the manufacturer and according to them, it's sold in the UK and Canada so take it up with them.
- In the UK it's called plenty now not bounty.
- Funily enough, Mars is also a chocolate bar

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