I’ve just been owned by my 12 YO large adolescent son. How do i become cool again?
I’ve just been owned by my 12 YO large adolescent son. How do i become cool again?
We were having a great convo about voting, then he dabbed, called me old and said skibidi toilet on his way out the door. Smdh my damn head.
Kids these days.
You've got to increase your level of buss, I believe.
25 0 ReplyIm gettin to old for this shit
20 0 ReplyYou need at least two.
7 0 ReplySo, more bussy.
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if he needs a cooler dad I'm available
18 0 Replygreat post!
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When I was younger, I replaced every icon on my cousin's desktop with a youtube link to the pawn stars intro. I'd probably update it with Megalovania or something else like that.
16 0 ReplyRemind him to PokemonGo-to-the-polls.
15 0 ReplyStart referring to him as your step son and do not elaborate.
10 0 Replylmao bodied
10 0 ReplyTell him you had sex with his mother then T-pose to assert dominance
9 0 ReplyI'm a school teacher so I have much wisdom on this matter. You must tell him "I have been surpassed. Ohio. Mea Culpa. Mea Culpa. Fanum tax. Mea Maxima Culpa. The reigns of this home are yours, bear them with grace and might in equal measure. Mea Culpa. Mea Maxima Culpa."
8 0 ReplyIve already removed the ceremonial bull horn and blown the signal note. It is now in motion.
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You have to cap on his rizz.
5 0 ReplyKill him. It's your only option. Sad that is has come to this :(
Edit - tone clarifyer: joking5 0 ReplyHi, is this where I'm supposed to go for the Antinatalist struggle session?
4 0 ReplyNo, sorry that's down the hall and to the left. This is the anti-parenting strugglesession, we've booked the forum for today.
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Getting an 'SMDH my damn head' neck tattoo
5 0 Replydo a sick kick flip down the stairs
4 0 ReplyYou are larger and are therefore cooler, by volume
4 0 ReplyWhy doesnt the larger dad simply eat the smaller son?
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He was right
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