We are so back

YO WAKE UP, NEW TYPE OF GIRL JUST DROPPED! IT'S--checks notes--a giggling blonde with an amazing rack?

you sure that's a new one?

We thought they went extinct when Big Woke banned white women from appearing in media, but they’re back now and taking down Big Woke with the power of Big Booba

The fuck are these people on?

Involuntary celibacy.

Have these people never heard of PornHub?

Ejaculating makes you morally deficient because you're killing babies each time you splooge.
- Also, it depletes your essence, leaving you effete and subject to cultural decadence.
- So they just goon over ladies with big bazoongaz?
when did they add a giggling category?
- Bouncy. By giggling they mean boinga wooga boinga.
- I think that's just called "teen"

When were u when Booba was kill

Big Milk called me
"booba dead"
"no"
i can tell you when. it happened in 1999. when pamela anderson had her implants removed. that was it, booba was kill.
but now booba is resurrect. hail jesus.
- So that's the millennium bug I kept hearing so much about...

I don't understand where this narrative that Gen Z is sexless comes from. I'm not Gen Z, but like... a song about "wet ass pussy" came out at a time when no one could really go to clubs and it was still a huge hit. The video was so sexual that Ben Shapiro described his wife's pussy as bone dry to discredit the video's legitimacy. People still like tits. People still like ass. People still like dong.

They were asked to stop harassing and dog whistling every woman they see and they chose to interpret that as "zoomers hate sex" instead of "quit being an asshole" because they are incapable of self reflection.
- https://www.scholarsandstorytellers.com/css-teens-and-screens-2023
  Nawh it's backed by actual data and polling trends, younger generations are becoming increasingly sex negative and puritanical in their outlooks - they demand further disneyfication of culture and removal of not only sex but romance. Mormon-brain is taking over, the only sex you should ever need is 5 minutes a day on some degrading tube site that you deny doing.
There's a docu called, "communists have better sex", that talks about how in east germany, even though sex was less talked about in the media, and pornography was strictly banned (unlike in west germany, which created a booming porn industry), ppl generally had more sex in the east, women initiated more divorces, and had much richer sex lives.
There's also a lot of statistical trends about how ppl nowadays are having A LOT less sex than they did when they first started doing sex research in the 50s I think.
It has nothing to do with generational puritanical attitudes, or how much sex is represented in the public sphere, and more to do with late stage capitalism removing all our public/community spaces, and encouraging ppl to stay in our little cages at home, venturing out only as a consumer.
- Couldn't have said it better myself
gen z's not sexless, i think the rate of virginity in young people is just significantly higher than the past. like there's a study from 2015 saying "40% of college students are virgins" and it's gotta be even higher now
i think it's mostly young people being shy, alienated, and/or averse to hookup culture and the commodification of sex. like i'm a sophomore and got it with someone i really liked, but rn am giving dating a break until i have the schedule and mental availability for it. fucking someone at a party or from the swipe of an app just seems kind of depressing.
from my experience gen z is simultaneously pretty sex positive and virginity positive. people don't really slut shame, and you're not an outcast for not getting laid (was it embarrassing to be a 20 year old virgin in like the 90s/00s?). WAP is just a good example of us not being prudish tbh, people saw it as fun or funny and it was a tiktok dance trend
- gen z is simultaneously pretty sex positive and virginity positive
  Boomers:
  "Women who sleep around and wear crop tops and short shorts are wh*res with no self-respect, your body is a temple"
  "Young people today are sexless losers who spend all day their phone, when I was in high school half my class got drunk and gave each other chlamydia"
- was it embarrassing to be a 20 year old virgin in like the 90s/00s?
  Extremely. But also I think it was more common than people would have assumed
- My mom always complains about how the media pushes sex on kids nowadays, forgetting all those teen movies and TV shows from her generation (genX) that depicted sex as a high school rite of passage, and virgins as pariahs and losers.
- There are lots of stories nowadays about young people being scared shitless of having kids and there's one way to be sure that doesn't happen. That could be a factor, too. Particularly for those for whom college is barely affordable. That expense makes it difficult to go out much at all, nevermind dates. TV and culture hasn't changed that much for gen z, which still says that you have to spend money/have a car/live on your own to be worthy of dating.
i definitely understand the narrative when it comes to young people's views on sex in popular culture, where gen z people polled were extremely sex negative. They didn't want any sex in movies whatsoever, they didn't want any sex in TV or music whatsoever. There are in practice more sex negative than the Hays code, rivaling Victorian era purity policing and moral panics.
I think this has to do with them being raised on internet porn, and thus conflating degrading/exploitative porn and sex. Porn has poisoned all of sexuality and made it all bad, hence why it needs to be removed from the "good" part of their lives (the public superego facing portion that consumes and discusses media). They don't want to be reminded of their "sinful" life fapping while out and about because when you aren't in the mood for it that hardcore degrading stuff is unsettling. Hard to blame the generation for disliking sex when what "sex" has become in 2024 is pornhub front page incest/fetishist shit.
- It could also be that sex in movies/shows is borderline porn, added for no apparent reason.
Gen Z has upheld their volcel oaths like none other. o7
No generation is hornier than any others, but ten minutes on the horny side of Twitter will show that Gen Z is not sexless. They're just more isolated and alienated than those that came before them and somewhat less likely to be doing it in person.

For anyone under the age of 25, they've likely never seen tits

We are approaching incel levels not seen since Ben Shapiro made comments about his wife's dry vagina.

Have these people never been on Instagram?

I don't think they have. Hollywood movies have less sex in them (though still not zero) and they assume that that applies to every single cultural institution.
- The fact these people are actually complaining that Hollywood stopped shoehorning in completely unnecessary romantic b plots in movies is hilarious.
  Why is the women character doing something other than biting their lip while starring at the main character while wearing a low cut dress.
Their Instagram is probablly just people cooking bacon on gun barrels, completely bullshit stories about trans panic and adds for "soap but not gay"
I haven't and I'm not even a boomer, it just doesn't appeal to me (same for basically any non-forum style social media).

Okay that's three Sweeney posts on the front page of hexbear, we might be overdoing it a bit (I realize I contributed)

i don't blame y'all what the fuck are these CHUDS on for there to be handfuls of articles coming out all talking about this poor woman's tits?
- She wished on a monkey's paw for increased popularity, and as a result chuds have decided that she's a based tradwife.
- I fear the animosity might move from clowning on the weird-ass takes about her and start taking some "hating the woman herself" tones. So yeah, let's check ourselves for potential misogyny.
Sweeneybot when?
- Amber.

This is literally a Chapo bit when they talked about how the American cultural role of "large breasted blonde women" was a relic of a bygone era that ended with Kate Upton

Imo it ended with ScarJo and her reducing her breasts because she wasnt getting serious roles.
- She really got surgery because of that? Damn that's fucked up
THANK YOU, that is the person whose name I was trying to think of as a referent for this latest phenomenon. This ain't new!

I never thought I would live to see the day of glory when pretty White blonde women with big boobs would be at the forefront of Western civilization's beauty standards.

The young yearn for the big White blonde booba

sadly, women have been boobshamed into getting reduction surgeries, will wokeness never end? 😔

Back pain is in the pocket of BigWoke
- paypigs don't realize that 90% of creator income post-tax revenue from OF goes straight to the breast reduction industrial complex

What the fuck is going on with these media perverts, do these people hear themselves?

Oh these?

My boobies?

My massive fucking tiddies?

My super stuffed up milkies?

My honker donker doinky boinkies?

Massive dahookabankaloos

AWOOGA

HUMMINA HUMMINA

WEEE OOO WEEE OOO WEEE OOO

WHISTLE WHISTLE WOOOAAAHH MAMA

Guess who back? Back again? Boobs are back. Tell a friend.

Don't call it a comeback, they've been here for years, rocking their piers and putting suckers in fear.
- Makin' the giggles rain and the men swoon Listen to the bras straps boom

Oh its gonna be pretty funny when she pulls a ScarJo and reduces her boobs. At some point this she will get tired of being known only for her boobs, this entire circus is so infantile that it feels that a group of teenagers is directing it.

I think that was a rumor and she just lost weight, but I regret that I know of that Discourse at all
Not a woman here, but I think I would feel pretty weirded out if there was Discourse about my body parts

soy giggling blonde with an amazing rack vs chad scowling blonde with an amazing rack

Beta males go for the soy girls, figures.

Just how old are these authors who think no one under 25 has seen a blonde woman with large breasts

I'm so glad you asked! Methuselah had 900 years. You say its a living but there's no woman who's gonna give in to a man who's got 900 years.

I'm still sleepy so i might be missing something. Is this person decrying the "death" of a sexist stereotype in media? Is "giggling" supposed to be cover for dumb? I uh, hmmm. Maybe? Wait. Was this work by ai? Am i talking crazy pills?

BBL stocks r gonna plummet. SELL SELL SELL

I'm buying the dip
- Getting in on that deep stock cleavage.

The American Spectator is a magazine devoted to the topic of ogling women.

The Spectator, a journal that speaks for the British horndog is pursuing a very instructive line in relation to the latest SNL episode.

"The Espectator" or that weird yakubian incantation "Bridget Pheteasy"?
- Booba Tea

It is true. Blonde women with large racks are now legally required to always look sad or angry. Some opt to dye their hair to avoid being fined for violation of the Woke Cancel Act of 2010 although the legality of this attempt at concealing your legal hair colour is still uncertain.

Saluting and shaking this woman's pair of breasticles for single-handedly ending woke, M'AM THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Stamped out of existence by God when he put us all in these disgusting male meatsacks.

I mean uh... still cis though.

Why is there so much discourse about Sweeney and her tatas lately did something happen or has everyone just gotten way too horny on main?

Media hivemind akin to "this is a threat to our democracy"

✍️ Bridget Phetasy

Bridget phat assy

Btw that excerpted sentence is horrible writing

What's that
- Marxist-Stalinist-Maoism
- Multi Level Marxism

At this point I really have no idea what's going with the "western culture war". It really doesn't make any sense.

Didn't Ana De Armas do this in the past 3 years?

not blonde, not giggling

The wokes failed to consider the fact that I am horny for blondes with big tits. Checkmate commies

Commies only like women with purple hair, pronouns and big badonkadonks.

Now you might say "trans rights are human rights" but have you considered big boobs awooga awooga mommy milkers me likey?

Ever since white people were outlawed after Biden won the 2020 election, Sydney Sweeney is the first white woman I've seen in international media